2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine..
7. Open car door to allow
easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake..
Note: I never include #17 in my procedure!
10 comments:
Sister, a woman after my own heart, you are, Mom asked me to take her to see Bessie Gates, says she hasnt seen her in a long time, I said no wonder she died about 4 years ago, I took you to the funeral. I think its contageous!!!!
LMAO~sorry I can't keep from laughing.
All true, very true. And you (plural) drive me mad 'cos I only end up using ATMs when I'm in a rush and then I get held up while all this goes on...
hell, i'm still between steps three and four, because i cant find my damn purse.....
xxalainaxx
haha ... but I feel so bad for the "peeing pants at ATM chick".
i only do half of those, but I know many people that do all of those, ha ha
Wow! I'm feeling kinda good about myself. This is something I apparantly do well! I knew there had to be something I could excel at!
I would KILL any woman who did that to me! I would so be honking the horn and screaming!!! It's like when the person in front of you in line at McDonald's stares at th menu like they've never been there before, considering every option and combination. Then they say "I'll have a Big Mac, fries, and a large Coke." GRRRRRRRRRR!
Kathy~And that's why we love her.
mo~Are you just a tad impatient?
miss a~LOL, I know the feeling.
~OCT~I know, wouldn't that be awful...especially with mo back there fuming. haha
Nancy~ I know! Sad ain't it?
Miss G~Make you want to join anger management classes? haha
I love you!!! This is my life in a nutshell!!! Stumbling....
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