Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Kids talking about the sea...

There is no comedian as funny as a child.
These are comments of school kids talking
about the sea:

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
testicles.(Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If
you don't have sea all round you, you are in
continent. (Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just
like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of
its head. (Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes
back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade
winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind
didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the
wind come. My brother said they would be better off
eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like
their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby
brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad
keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just
got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy
age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live
in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug
themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold,
and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the
water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to
go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it
again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)

Kids, you gotta love em.

11 comments:

Sandcastle Momma said...

Hysterical. Thanks for the laugh!

Rick said...

hi Char!
the cool thing about kids is they haven't learned to be careful with what they say and it's all good. this was great fun
~rick

Woman in a Window said...

Char, I was laughing my ass off until number nine. I'm afraid I am stuck on number nine. Makes me all ache, it does.

xo
erin

Char said...

You're welcome, S.Mamma, thanks for stopping by.

Rick~That's so true about kids. Also, another good reason for adults to curb their bad selves in front of them!

Erin~I know what you mean. As adults, we should do better.
Those keen little minds are formed
by our actions and we should not ever forget it.

Suldog said...

Magnificent! Thank you for the truly laugh-out-loud stuff!

buffalodick said...

These are great! Funny stuff!

bernthis said...

thank you for reminding me that next time I do anything w/ my kid I make her sign a contract to never say a word to anyone ever or she loses her ice cream privileges for eternity

DB said...

Very funny Char, and very true. That innocence can be very embarrassing to adults in public. It's a good idea to watch one's language around the little ones.

DB

Joanne said...

LOL thanks for the laugh. I just came across your blog and really like it. great post. Joanne

AshBags said...

This was very funny!

Lilah Belle said...

Oh, the sweet innocence of childhood! These kids must be absolutely adorable! I want to just hug them all, especially number nine, she sounds like she needs one desperately.

--Lilah Belle