Monday, May 4, 2009
Hard Times Are Killin Me
Since the big economic crash hit and I have lost half my life savings, I have given up a lotta things. Important things like my cleaning lady, lobster, new clothes, Crown Royal, Irish Mist, decent beer and a whole lot more.
The other day, my sister looked at me and said "Good grief Char, you need a frost..really bad" (she's subtle that way). I still have my hairdresser cut my hair, but tonight I decided to frost it myself and save some money. I got all the supplies, but forgot the plastic shower cap. You would die laughing if you could see me right now. I am now sitting here with golden stripes (actually they're still kinda orange right now) under a WalMart bag. It IS NOT a pretty sight. Surely this means I have hit rock bottom!
If this shit doesn't turn blond real soon I am really gonna be pissed. I'm tellin you these hard times are killin me.