Saturday, October 24, 2009

Why She Changed Hotels


I know that I am being a bad blogger, but I am bummed out and word empty.
So I am just going to share another joke that I received.  So enjoy and have a great weekend.

Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... you get the picture. I figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.

"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" ... Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!  Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. "No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now."

"Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby.

"Now how does that sound?"
He said, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

8 comments:

Twisted Sister said...

toooo funny, but I dont get the pic, you hate cats...........

Char said...

Yeah, but you gotta love those lolcats.

buffalodick said...

That was funny! I'll be telling that at the wedding reception tonight..

Wine and Words said...

That was hilarious. But your first sentence is what stuck. I'm sorry you are down and out. ((Hugs)) to you Char. Whatever you do, don't read my post today. It's depressing as hell. More Maxine...that's your prescription.

Miss Ginger Grant said...

I love that story!

Indigo said...

Funny as all get out! Thanks for the smile hon. (Hugs)Indigo

MyMaracas said...

Oh that's a good one!

Hope you're feeling peppy again soon.

Lori said...

LOL!