Sunday, September 13, 2009

Vacation Plans

Remember when I requested suggestions for a vacation ? Well, tonight my Twisted Sister
sent me this email:


HOPE YOU WIN!!!

Good Luck!!!I hope that you do not mind, but I entered your name in a draw for a 7 day cruise. I assure you that no sales people will call or bother you in any way. This is completely on the up and up.

I've taken the liberty of putting your name into the draw for a Seven day Six night Cruise on the fabulous new Gypsy Queen Cruise Line ship the ' Dixie Belle'. All airfares, transfers, food and drinks included with dinner at the captain's table as his personal guest,Good luck! I hope you win! The Flagship ' Dixie Belle' is shown below...


Your first night's meal promises to be scrumptious, featuring fillet of Catfish, Hush Puppies and Collards, with all you can eat Boiled Louisiana Rusty Crawfish! Boy, I wish I was goin' with ya'll. If'n ya'll win, make sure to send pictures, especially of the Famous, 'Ole' Muddy Midnight Skinny Dip, with your hostesses Eulla Bell and Krissie.

Since ya'll may have the presidential suite, yu'in's will have a balcony view and the finest facilities. Nothing is too good for my friends!

She is just the greatest, isn't she? Now you can see that Twisted Sister is not just an empty name.

15 comments:

mo.stoneskin said...
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buffalodick said...

Pretty funny! I like her already!

Twisted Sister said...

Great Pus, Dont it look great, please check to see if they can except 2 more as Tim and I are in great need of a break, if not be sure to get loads of pics. As always Twisted

Rikkij said...

Char!! there are so many stereotypes here. I love it but you better duck! I had to burp just to read it. Great stuff. I think I know these people. ~rick

bernthis said...

I dare say no, it's not

glnroz said...

you ain't right.. lol

DB said...

Well, if were to win such an exciting treat, it might indeed be an adventure to write home about.

DB

♥ Braja said...

Uh...deadlocks on the doors? Alcohol? Rifles? Those things come to mind...

:)

Char said...

Iknow,scarey, isnt it?

Boomer Pie said...

Whatever floats your boat. But do they serve margaritas? And what about the midnight buffet?
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Woman in a Window said...

Looks like perty good fishin' there from bed!

bernthis said...

wow, what a..um..ah...um... prize?

♥ Braja said...

I just came to check to see if those rednecks had gotcha....:)

Maria said...

I constantly get things in the mail because my sister puts my name in for free samples, etc. Last week, I got a whole box of tampons. I am already through menopause, so...it is stashed in my bathroom for when that guest with a surprise visitor needs some assistance.

It's the thought that counts.

MyMaracas said...

Now that do sound like a mighty fine prize. Hope y'all win it!

;-)
Vicki