If my mother knew I was telling everyone this story, she would be sooo pissed at me. But I just can't help it. (and its totally true).
My mother is getting really hard of hearing, but refuses to do anything about it. Last week my twisted sister took her to family night at her church where they have dinner, entertainment and socialize for the evening.
One of the entertainment acts for the evening was a group of ten ladies 'signing' hymns. Mom turns to Kathy and says VERY loudly "I CAN'T HEAR A WORD THEY'RE SAYING". Of course the whole church heard this and couldn't resist laughing. (Kathy was somewhere under the table).