I want to have my brows lifted,
to look as if I am
in perpetual surprise
and have those roman shades
removed from my lids.
I want the corners
of my eyes
pointed toward
the top of my head,
not slinking toward my ears.
I want my lips plumped up
to rid myself
of two wrinkled worms
pressed together,
one atop the other.
I want the corners
of my mouth turned up
so I look happy when I'm not.
I want my basset hound jaws
pulled up from my neck.
I want my tatas
looking perky
and my butt cheeks
firm and sassy.
Please and thank you, Dr Plastic.
Char Chandler
October, 2009
